Bravest Bar — Cinnamon Crunch
The world's happiest chocolate bar. Expect giggling, mild philosophy, and a story you'll still be telling next year.
4.7 1,419 reviews on TrustpilotHere's what actually happens. You and your people split a Cinnamon Crunch bar, the room gets warmer, and somebody says something so stupid at eleven o'clock that you're all still quoting it at Christmas.
Then you wake up fine. No wrecked morning, no writing off the next day — just a very good story and a group chat that won't shut up.
One cube each. That's the rule. Be sensible, or at least be sensible on purpose.
- Everything gets funnier. Your friends included.
- The kind of night people still bring up a year later
- Wake up like a normal person
You save $35 today
Certificate of Analysis
Every batch is third-party lab tested by an independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratory. The certificate for this batch is published directly on this page.
What's in it
An eight-gram bar scored into four cubes at 2,000mg each — or a single 2 G cube if that's the size you picked. Rich milk chocolate with our proprietary blend and the flavour inclusions for the bar you choose.
Small batches, made in the USA, third-party lab tested every run.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships within 24 hours in a plain outer box with no product branding, and a billing descriptor that does not name the product. Free shipping over $99.
If it isn't for you, tell us. Money back, no interrogation.
Bravest Bar — Cookies & Cream
The world's happiest chocolate bar. Expect giggling, mild philosophy, and a story you'll still be telling next year.
4.7 1,419 reviews on TrustpilotHere's what actually happens. You and your people split a Cookies & Cream bar, the room gets warmer, and somebody says something so stupid at eleven o'clock that you're all still quoting it at Christmas.
Then you wake up fine. No wrecked morning, no writing off the next day — just a very good story and a group chat that won't shut up.
One cube each. That's the rule. Be sensible, or at least be sensible on purpose.
- Everything gets funnier. Your friends included.
- The kind of night people still bring up a year later
- Wake up like a normal person
You save $35 today
Certificate of Analysis
Every batch is third-party lab tested by an independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratory. The certificate for this batch is published directly on this page.
What's in it
An eight-gram bar scored into four cubes at 2,000mg each — or a single 2 G cube if that's the size you picked. Rich milk chocolate with our proprietary blend and the flavour inclusions for the bar you choose.
Small batches, made in the USA, third-party lab tested every run.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships within 24 hours in a plain outer box with no product branding, and a billing descriptor that does not name the product. Free shipping over $99.
If it isn't for you, tell us. Money back, no interrogation.
Bravest Bar — Cosmic Crunch
The world's happiest chocolate bar. Expect giggling, mild philosophy, and a story you'll still be telling next year.
4.7 1,419 reviews on TrustpilotHere's what actually happens. You and your people split a Cosmic Crunch bar, the room gets warmer, and somebody says something so stupid at eleven o'clock that you're all still quoting it at Christmas.
Then you wake up fine. No wrecked morning, no writing off the next day — just a very good story and a group chat that won't shut up.
One cube each. That's the rule. Be sensible, or at least be sensible on purpose.
- Everything gets funnier. Your friends included.
- The kind of night people still bring up a year later
- Wake up like a normal person
You save $35 today
Certificate of Analysis
Every batch is third-party lab tested by an independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratory. The certificate for this batch is published directly on this page.
What's in it
An eight-gram bar scored into four cubes at 2,000mg each — or a single 2 G cube if that's the size you picked. Rich milk chocolate with our proprietary blend and the flavour inclusions for the bar you choose.
Small batches, made in the USA, third-party lab tested every run.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships within 24 hours in a plain outer box with no product branding, and a billing descriptor that does not name the product. Free shipping over $99.
If it isn't for you, tell us. Money back, no interrogation.
Bravest Bar — Five Alarm Cookie Butter
The world's happiest chocolate bar. Expect giggling, mild philosophy, and a story you'll still be telling next year.
4.7 1,419 reviews on TrustpilotHere's what actually happens. You and your people split a Five Alarm Cookie Butter bar, the room gets warmer, and somebody says something so stupid at eleven o'clock that you're all still quoting it at Christmas.
Then you wake up fine. No wrecked morning, no writing off the next day — just a very good story and a group chat that won't shut up.
One cube each. That's the rule. Be sensible, or at least be sensible on purpose.
- Everything gets funnier. Your friends included.
- The kind of night people still bring up a year later
- Wake up like a normal person
You save $35 today
Certificate of Analysis
Every batch is third-party lab tested by an independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratory. The certificate for this batch is published directly on this page.
What's in it
An eight-gram bar scored into four cubes at 2,000mg each — or a single 2 G cube if that's the size you picked. Rich milk chocolate with our proprietary blend and the flavour inclusions for the bar you choose.
Small batches, made in the USA, third-party lab tested every run.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships within 24 hours in a plain outer box with no product branding, and a billing descriptor that does not name the product. Free shipping over $99.
If it isn't for you, tell us. Money back, no interrogation.
Bravest Bar — Original Milk Chocolate
The world's happiest chocolate bar. Expect giggling, mild philosophy, and a story you'll still be telling next year.
4.7 1,419 reviews on TrustpilotHere's what actually happens. You and your people split a Original Milk Chocolate bar, the room gets warmer, and somebody says something so stupid at eleven o'clock that you're all still quoting it at Christmas.
Then you wake up fine. No wrecked morning, no writing off the next day — just a very good story and a group chat that won't shut up.
One cube each. That's the rule. Be sensible, or at least be sensible on purpose.
- Everything gets funnier. Your friends included.
- The kind of night people still bring up a year later
- Wake up like a normal person
You save $35 today
Certificate of Analysis
Every batch is third-party lab tested by an independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratory. The certificate for this batch is published directly on this page.
What's in it
An eight-gram bar scored into four cubes at 2,000mg each — or a single 2 G cube if that's the size you picked. Rich milk chocolate with our proprietary blend and the flavour inclusions for the bar you choose.
Small batches, made in the USA, third-party lab tested every run.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships within 24 hours in a plain outer box with no product branding, and a billing descriptor that does not name the product. Free shipping over $99.
If it isn't for you, tell us. Money back, no interrogation.
Bravest Bar — Peanut Butter Inferno
The world's happiest chocolate bar. Expect giggling, mild philosophy, and a story you'll still be telling next year.
4.7 1,419 reviews on TrustpilotHere's what actually happens. You and your people split a Peanut Butter Inferno bar, the room gets warmer, and somebody says something so stupid at eleven o'clock that you're all still quoting it at Christmas.
Then you wake up fine. No wrecked morning, no writing off the next day — just a very good story and a group chat that won't shut up.
One cube each. That's the rule. Be sensible, or at least be sensible on purpose.
- Everything gets funnier. Your friends included.
- The kind of night people still bring up a year later
- Wake up like a normal person
You save $35 today
Certificate of Analysis
Every batch is third-party lab tested by an independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratory. The certificate for this batch is published directly on this page.
What's in it
An eight-gram bar scored into four cubes at 2,000mg each — or a single 2 G cube if that's the size you picked. Rich milk chocolate with our proprietary blend and the flavour inclusions for the bar you choose.
Small batches, made in the USA, third-party lab tested every run.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships within 24 hours in a plain outer box with no product branding, and a billing descriptor that does not name the product. Free shipping over $99.
If it isn't for you, tell us. Money back, no interrogation.
