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GEEK’D x PURGE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE Crumble

GEEK’D x PURGE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE Crumble

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GEEK’D x PURGE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE Crumble Description

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Illuminate your senses with Illuminati OG x Strawberry Cheesecake, a premium indica blend from the Geek’d x PURGE collection. This unique strain combines the classic Illuminati OG with the sweet, dessert-like flavors of Strawberry Cheesecake. The result is a rich and aromatic experience, with notes of earthy pine and sweet berry undertones.

  • Strain: Illuminati OG x Strawberry Cheesecake
  • Type: Indica
  • Aroma: Earthy Pine, Sweet Berry, Cheesecake
  • Effects: Deeply Relaxing, Calming
  • Usage: Ideal for Evening and Nighttime Use

GEEK’D x PURGE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE Crumble

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All orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Orders placed after 2 PM EST will begin processing the next business day.


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Orders without shipping insurance are not eligible for replacement or reimbursement for lost, stolen, or missing packages once they are in transit or marked as delivered by the carrier.

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Tina
love it!!!

This is some awesome stuff! love the flavor! can't wait till you get some more in stock!

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Kenneth s.
Geeked for real

This is so smooth and sweet even off a cold start this is fire

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Lily R.
Smooth Even at High Temps

Usually crumble burns harsh, but this is buttery smooth. Diamonds add a clean punch. Ideal for experienced dabbers.

High-temp approval? We’ll take it! Thanks Lily!

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Penelope E.
This is How Extracts Should Be

No fillers, no shortcuts—just premium diamonds and terpy crumble. The strawberry aftertaste lingers beautifully. A masterclass in extraction.

Purity is our promise! Thanks Penelope for the expert approval.'

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Eleanor H.
Terpene Symphony

The Illuminati OG’s earthiness + strawberry cheesecake’s sweetness = a terpene masterpiece. Effects? Heavy but happy. 11/10

A flavor concert in every dab! Enjoy the show.

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Zoe W.
Diamonds So Big, I Felt Rich

Opened the jar to find literal boulders—some diamonds were almost 0.5g each! The crumble is fluffy and terpy, perfect for layering. Effects are heavy but happy, like a warm blanket. Shipping was discreet and super fast.

Who needs jewels when you’ve got THCA diamonds? 😉 Thanks for appreciating the quality—we hand-select for size and purity!

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William P.
These Diamonds SHINE!

The Illuminati OG x Strawberry Cheesecake combo is unreal. The diamonds are huge, potent, and melt clean. The crumble adds a sweet, creamy finish. Perfect for nighttime relief—knocked out my insomnia in one dab!

We’re thrilled you love the blend! Those diamonds are hand-selected for purity. Enjoy the sweet dreams!

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Chloe C.
Depression’s Kryptonite

This blend lifts my mood like nothing else. The initial head rush is joyful, then melts into calm. Terps taste like strawberry shortcake. Lifesaver."

We’re honored to be part of your wellness routine. Enjoy the sunshine!

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Victoria C.
Flavor That Lingers for Days

The strawberry cheesecake terps are so pronounced, my room still smells like a bakery hours after dabbing. Diamonds are pristine—no impurities, just clean, potent hits. Effects are a dreamy, euphoric indica hug. 10/10 for taste and power!

High-temp approval? We’ll take it! Thanks Lily!

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Daniel A.
Chronic Pain? Gone in One Dab

I have severe arthritis, and this is the only concentrate that eases my pain without knocking me out. The diamonds deliver fast relief, while the crumble’s terps make it enjoyable. No harshness, just smooth, medicated bliss.

Stories like this motivate us! So glad it brings you relief without sedation. Thanks Daniel for trusting us with your wellness journey.

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Christopher M.
My Rig’s New Best Friend

My quartz banger has never been happier. Leaves zero chaz, tastes incredible, and the high is perfectly balanced. Permanent stash item

Happy rig, happy life! Thanks Christopher for the love.

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Charlotte W.
No More Sleeping Pills

This replaced my Ambien. One dab and I’m out—no grogginess. The crumble smells like strawberry jam. Miracle worker!

Natural relief is the best relief. Sweet dreams!

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Michael M.
My Evening Unwind Perfected

After long workdays, this blend is my holy grail. The Illuminati OG hits with deep relaxation while the strawberry cheesecake crumble adds a sweet, creamy finish. Perfect for melting away stress without total couchlock. The diamonds are huge and sparkle like actual gems!

Nothing beats hearing how our product helps you decompress! That sweet-creamy relaxation is exactly what we aimed for. Enjoy your well-deserved unwind time!

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Alexander W.
Terpene Preservation on Point

The crumble’s terps are so fresh—like dabbing fresh strawberries. Illuminati OG’s earthy base balances it perfectly.

Fresh terps = happy dabs! Thanks Alexander for noticing.

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Hannah A.
If You’re Hesitating—Don’t

Took a chance based on reviews. Zero regrets. This is top-shelf concentrate at a fair price. Shipping was lightning-fast too!

We love proving skeptics wrong! Welcome to the fam.

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Ava C.
Worth Every Penny

I’ve tried diamonds from 5+ brands, and these are the cleanest. The high is heavy but euphoric—no couch lock, just deep relaxation. Strawberry cheesecake terps are a delicious bonus!

Quality is our priority! Thanks for noticing the clean melt and balanced effects.

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Benjamin B.
Perfect Topping for Bowls

I sprinkle this on flower for an extra kick. Strawberry flavor shines through, and the high is long-lasting. Game-changer!

The ultimate flower upgrade! Enjoy the boost.

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Oliver D.
Dab Like a Dragon

Clouds for days! The diamonds vaporize evenly, and the high is blissful. Tastes like a gourmet dessert. 5 stars isn’t enough.

Dragon-approved dabs! Thanks Oliver for the fiery review.

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Thomas L.
Diamonds for Days

3g jar lasted me weeks because potency is insane. One tiny dab does the job. Flavor? Like strawberry gas. Perfection.

A little goes a long way! Thanks Thomas for the review.

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Grace W.
Crumble is Chef’s Kiss

The strawberry cheesecake crumble alone is worth it—so terpy and easy to handle. Mixed with diamonds? Perfection.

Terp lovers know what’s up! Thanks Grace for the love

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Samuel P.
Replaced My Nightcap

This replaced my nightly glass of wine. One dab and I’m relaxed, happy, and asleep within an hour—no grogginess. The strawberry exhale is divine. Already ordered a backup jar!

Natural relaxation at its finest! So happy it’s part of your nighttime routine. Sweet dreams (literally)!

Frequently Asked Questions

Are Super Greens HEMP THCa flowers legal?

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Yes, our THCa flowers comply with the 2018 Farm Bill, which allows hemp-derived products with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis. However, laws vary by state, so we recommend checking local regulations before purchasing.

Does THCa Get You High?

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Raw THCa flowers do not produce psychoactive effects. However, when heated (through smoking, vaping, or cooking), THCa converts into THC, which will  induce euphoric effects.

What Is THCa, and How Is It Different From THC?

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THCa (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is the non-psychoactive precursor to THC. When exposed to heat (a process called decarboxylation), THCa converts into THC, which is responsible for intoxicating effects.

How should I store my THCa flower?

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To maintain potency and freshness, store your THCa flower in an airtight container in a cool, dark place, away from direct sunlight and moisture. Proper storage helps preserve terpene and cannabinoid integrity.

Do You Ship THCa Flowers to My State?

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We ship to most states in the U.S. where hemp-derived THCa products are legal. However, due to evolving regulations, we recommend checking your state's hemp laws before ordering.

Do You Offer Returns or Exchanges?

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For safety and compliance reasons, we do not accept returns on opened products. If you receive a damaged or incorrect order, please contact our support team within 7 days for assistance.

Can I Use THCa Flower for Making Edibles?

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Yes! THCa flower can be used in edibles that are baked, but must first go through decarboxylation (heating) to activate THC. This can be done by baking the flower at a low temperature before infusing it into oils or butter.

Do You Offer Wholesale Pricing?

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Yes, we provide wholesale options for bulk orders. If you're interested in carrying Super Greens HEMP THCa flower, please contact our wholesale team for pricing and details.

Will THCa Show Up on a Drug Test?

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Yes, consuming THCa flower—especially if heated—may result in a positive test for THC. Many drug tests do not differentiate between THCa and Delta-9 THC, so we advise caution if you are subject to testing.

Is THCa Flower Safe to Smoke?

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Yes, THCa flower is  safe to smoke when sourced from a reputable supplier such as Super Greens and consumed responsibly.

How Long Does the Effect of THCa Last?

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The duration of effects depends on factors like dosage, metabolism, and consumption method. When smoked or vaped, effects typically last 2 to 4 hours, while edibles or tinctures may last 6 to 8 hours due to slower digestion and absorption.